If you read my book MRS BIG, you know what I am talking about. It is about a groupie who marries an NBA baller a la Shaquille O'Neal. It is about her ups and downs and how she manages to come out on top (and not just in bed).
I set up a blog on this great site called Baller Alert to ask the girls on there what were some of the craziest lines they had a baller tell them. If anyone knows, these girls do. I also jogged my own memory and of course that is my infamous character, Lola. You can read some of the lines in the book, too. Here are some of the best lines from the site! Some of them contain sensitive language not for children...
I ALWAYS use a condom
Look at my diamonds blinging under the lights...
A young baller once told he never went down on a woman before...(lol) and then went down on me the first night!
I don't go out a lot. That was the first time I been out in a year when I met you.
I wanna try out something new and freaky with you because you're so special to me (said as he was taking a dildo outta his luggage for ME to use on HIM)
I jus want you to come over so we can sit and talk by the water (at 4 in the mornin after tha club, yeah aight)
Damn girl, yo teeth are white like cocaine
A man is a man is a man rich or not. At the end of the day, it is a woman (in most cases) that makes his world spin a lil faster...
3 comments:
these are cute. i checked out the baller alert site, very unique! just like you, maryann
Mrs. Big is 1 of my favs are you coming out with a sequel?
Damn! I think every man has used that condom line and I hope it is true!
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